Five Guys is easily the best of the bad hamburgers.  The bun is the kind of bun you find in the supermarket.  The beef tastes like the beef you buy at the supermarket.  The mustard tubs are of the cheap yellow kind.  All burgers are well done with a bit of crispiness to the beef.  The servers seem like they were lured away from the employment pool of the Alfred Joyce Kilmer rest stop on the New Jersey Turnpike.  But they look like they know how to barbecue.  This is how a fast food burger chain should be: unexceptional and cheap.  It’s your hamburger.

A theme restaurant gone awry

Just a regular hamburger

As if an explanation is necessary

Good riddance to Burritoville